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No one else will claim that title. So Why Not I?

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8th-Oct-2009 09:55 am - Bitch bitch bitch bitch.

FTC Targets Book Bloggers For Whining About Getting Free Shit

Bloggers have been touting that they are the "new media" and that they are taking over from "old media" in this new age. However, this "new media" doesn't seem to want to play by the same rules as "old media" or even live by basic ethical standards of a 5 year old.

And for some reason it seems that my editorial on Sexism and the BFS hit a little too close to reality for some. I am THAT good. And even predicted a few counter arguments from the mouth breathers too.

Here it is again in all its glory. Sexism is not the Problem; Not Getting Laid Is. I'll take that Pulitzer now.

28th-Sep-2009 08:08 am - Surprised to see me yet again?

Sexism is not the Problem; Not Getting Laid Is.

So what if there were no women interviewed in the BFS's anthology of horror writers for this year's convention. I don't see it is being sexist. I see it as being what reality is. There are just more better men writers out there than women and why would we want to read an interview with sub par writers, am I correct?

2nd-Jun-2008 01:41 pm - You Will Not Silence Me!

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29th-May-2008 11:22 am - I have Editorialized

Bring Me the Head of ST Joshi

He and his pseudo intellectual ilk (yeah I'm pointing at you Jack Haringa) have stripped the fun, beach read formula we have grown to love and defend like lionesses with their cubs on the savannah. Making us think about what we are reading or making us reevaluate the authors we read because they may not be good irks us to no end.

7th-Apr-2008 09:19 am - New Stuff

I'm lazy. This took some time. Mostly because I'm lazy. See a pattern?

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27th-Mar-2008 04:42 pm - WHC 2008 LIVE at UFTU

I have begun.

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17th-Mar-2008 03:16 pm - New Story

New story released. Another one due any day now. Wouldn't it be nice if you all just subscribed to the RSS feed? Come on be like the cool kids.

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17th-Mar-2008 09:25 am - Holy Crap

The last time I bitched about something on here was around WHC time as well!

How about them coincidences.

17th-Mar-2008 09:22 am - Because I know you all want to know

Here is my schedule for WHC 2008 in Salt Lake City.

Wednesday: Arrival- Check with my security detail to see if you can grace yourself with my presence.

Thursday
Umm, nothing scheduled. THat doesn't seem right. I should be on at least most of the panels sharing my wit and wisdom with the unwashed masses. I'll have to check on that mistake.

Friday
WTF? Nothing again? Get my assistant on the phone! Some one is losing their poorly paid job today!

Oh wait, I'm supposed to blog the Gross Out Contest. Well, I'll be there. But someone is still going to pay for this oversight of not putting me on any panels! Or any signing events! There are close to dozens, maybe, of girls that want Holden's signature on their, ahem, well somewhere on their bodies.

Saturday
That's it, I'm going to kick someone's ass now!

Sunday

Ah fuck it. Who cares, looks like I'm free all weekend.

20th-Mar-2007 02:14 pm - Influence Biotch!

So looks like if you do a search for "World Horror" on google's blog search and UFTU's expose on the New 'No Whoring Rules" come up second.

That is influence biotches. Now kneel before Zod!

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